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Noun
A person who is being a Pussy. Begins with P and ends with Y.
That banker stood me up and didn't even call. What a total pony.
pony by Museli December 12, 2008
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A very uncool person; too ugly to be a geek, too stupid to be a nerd. A very gullible, irritating individual. One who dresses like and listens to Barry Manilow. Dances like a galloping pony, hence the name.
Did you see that pony with the polyester pants?
pony by MaryT August 12, 2005
The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
"Yo my ponies are yuge."

"We got an audience today, time to give em the pony show."
pony by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007
it is a concealed word that deals with sex servers who stand on city corners. Used in the presence of little kids as a reference of the word "whore" in plural, sounds like horse.
At the jail, most of the female offenders have been working on the street as Ponies.

She is just another Pony.
Pony by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010
A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.
I remember her from school, she was such a pony , everyone had a turn with her.
Pony by FingerItOut January 9, 2011
1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.

2. A person who just got fucked.
1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?

2. Man, she got ponied real good.
Pony by The_Indelible_Queen_M March 19, 2011