Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

Ponk

The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.

I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.

by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025

Ponk

The action which precedes the honking of one's car horn. Typically used after being cutoff in traffic by the same individual more than once.

"What is this guy doing? He's cut me off twice now!"

"Ponk your horn."

by Some6FtBean September 4, 2025

Ponke Munk

A famous religion worshiped by thousands. Their god is a monkey

HAIL THE PONKE MUNKS

by Gloop Pope February 2, 2021

Ponk

A gay male named Justin

Look at that ponk, he got a yam on him

by Justinaponk123 September 10, 2025