the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.

Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 27, 2023

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adorable podcast

The biggest simp stalker on Twitter. A podcast with exactly one listener.

Don’t drink the water, or you’ll turn out like Adorable Podcast

by HulkHulk January 18, 2023

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Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."

Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨

Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...

Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023

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A.I. Podcast

Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...

Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2023

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