Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.

I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.

by Totes Wild July 14, 2014

Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009

Please Like and Subscribe

A phrase used by the average YouTube that is really annoying even when they tell you to SLAP the Like button. What did the Like button ever do to them? Also, they ask about a notification squad? That's dumb

Thanks for Watching, Please Like and Subscribe!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

please daddy

Please daddy is when you're asking 'daddy ' (your husband or boyfriend for) someyhing, it's usually in a sexual manner

Daddy could you spank me? Please Daddy!

by Crucified12 October 24, 2017

please stop

Polite way of asking someone to cease to continue what they're doing.

Please stop, I want to be left alone.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015