Placentanniversary

The date associated with the placenta that was removed from the womb shared by you on the day of your birth.

Green Person: I was born 22 years ago, today!

Blue Person: Happy Placentanniversary!

Green: Thanks?

by Landler656 October 11, 2013

Placentic

If you are placentic, then that means that you live for adrenaline rushes, and thrills. Without them, your life would fall apart.

I was very placentic when I drove around town with police lights pulling people over.

by The stavster April 16, 2011

placinta

A Romanian surname God bestowed upon a family to be ridiculed forever in Health class.

roll call: Jennifer Placinta, "Here."

during "the movie": "...and the placenta is removed..."
*all head's swish in general direction of child bearing the satanic surname*

by Jenuta Placinta June 13, 2007

placentabation

when a woman gives birth over a mans face and he then jizzes over the placenta and eats it (eating the baby is optional :D )

Pete & Matt: Hey joey! We heard daniella gave birth last week?Joey: Yeah she did! I even performed placentabation! Don't worry i didn't eat the kid :DPete & Matt: DUDE! you've fucked this kid up =/(joking joey! love ya really dude xD

by wookienipples April 4, 2009

Pacenta

What you call one who asks too many questions, when he already knows the answer, see also dumbass

jim asks chase what time it is, chase replies 6pm, jim walks over to dave, and asks dave the time, dave replies 6pm, once again jim walks over to another person. This time it jeff, he asks jeff the time of day, and jeff replies, dude dont be a pacenta

by TahoeMan98 February 1, 2005

Placentium

amount of time longer than a millenium.

Nikki- I take shits once every millenium!
Kacey- I take shits every placentium!

Kuyler- Girls Poop?

by meh meh mehhhh April 26, 2012

placental gravity

(n.) the force that pulls the baby out of the womb and into the hands of an either irresponsible nurse or eager-to-get-away-from-this-job hospital employee.

The placental gravity was so strong, the baby shot out of its mother and out the window. Luckily, it landed in an empty baby carriage on the street. Damn gravity.

by coolyo266 March 19, 2009