Pizza_Porn

A word used to scale your fetish for pizza. Derived from the ifunny user: Pizza_Porn. A user that posts nothing but pizza-tagged images for the ifunny community. His profile blew up when he hit top comment on a set of features. He gained over 2,000 subs in only an hour and became the 'godfather' of pizza. This word can now be used to scale your sexual feelings for pizza.

Like pizza_porn, I would kill to stuff that crust.

by GrootLoops September 25, 2014

Pizzanar

A generally dull seminar in which students and faculty solely attend for the provided pizza.

I hope they have vegetarian options at the next pizzanar.

I haven't even brought lunch with all the pizzanars going on this week.

by secretindian July 23, 2015

Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Swedish Pizza

A slang term for the female genitalia

Dude she had a tasty swedish pizza

by acidctrl August 26, 2017

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

Mr. Sexy's Pizza

Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.

Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).

by Shaunn L. May 11, 2009

Pizza Cutter

All edge and no point.

"We actually need to kill all the weebs."
"Stfu Mike you're such a pizza cutter."

by AvocadoNegroPhallus March 24, 2019