pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

by Shawarma1 May 7, 2012

pissing in the ocean

a futile attempt; an act which will have very little or no consequence; a very small proportion of the whole

Trying to stop illegal downloading by arresting individual college students is like pissing in the ocean - there is no way they can arrest millions of internet-users.

by wube October 27, 2007

pasting

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

by Anonymous167284 May 8, 2012

Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

by Carnictus May 6, 2012

Pasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high

Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."

by Trollylolol May 7, 2012

Pissing About

Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.

"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"

"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"

"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"

by Wingy July 17, 2006

pissing in my cheerios

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008