pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.

My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!

by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013

Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

by 9898en June 2, 2021

Pistachio

Used to express satisfaction with a result or reply.
Can be used as a synonym for perfect, great, fabulous, awesome, etc.

"I'll be with you in five minutes."

"Pistachio!"

by d'jan January 3, 2024