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pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska
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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 6, 2011
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pissing out of my ass

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss
Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Pieing Hour

The hour of the night, following a delicious dinner, in which primary digestion has cleared room for the consumption of pie.
"None of my pie has been eaten."
"Don't worry, it's not the pieing hour yet, it'll all be gone soon."
by KeyLimePieLover February 11, 2010
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pissing out my ass

The act of spewing liquid out your anus.
Dad call mom I'm pissing out my ass again.
by JackyWacky10582 March 31, 2019
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freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.
"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"
by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021
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Pissin' Jackin'

The action in which a man pisses while ejaculating. Can be done by pissin' and jackin'; sometimes seen with two hands waving in a furious frenzy. Quite dangerous. Referred to in short by "PJ".
Andrew was so enticed by the Showerman that he started pissin' jackin'.
by Christopher "The Shower" Man August 18, 2010
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