lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004

let me pipe

pipe, meaning Dick you down, hit it, smash and or fuck no strings attached.

" Damn kissy, when you gon' let me pipe?"

by Chocalate_Nocandy June 9, 2016

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

lead pipe massage

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.

by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

passed like a pipe

a girl who's been passed around between guyz like a fat ass blunt.

guy 1: "did u hit that?"
guy 2: "hell nah, she been passed like a dam pipe"

by CoCo April 21, 2004

lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

lake pipes

Hot rodder slang from the 60's, refers to a set of side pipes fitted to the exhaust of a car. Lake pipes were a very popular aftermarket accessory for alot of early American cars.

She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar

by Solidarity? April 9, 2010