South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs

Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.

by 8675309eieen69 May 8, 2009

Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.

Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.

by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006

flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts

i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples

by boob licker March 16, 2008

pocket pincher

A pocket pincher is someone’s bitch. Manly used in prison.

Hey come over here pocket pincher

by Put your shoes on November 23, 2017

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016