Milkstud Piglet

(noun) It’s a roller derby persona with conflicting styles, often comes up with good ideas but they are mostly likely to get you locked up or in some sort of trouble that you never saw coming, positive, funny, cute, but has been compared to the devil on more than one occasion.

Milkstud Piglets have bad ideas.

How many colors does that piglet have on? Its making my eyes bleed?!?!

by gonnagetu1 February 3, 2010

Piglet

A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!

Hello, my name is Pervy piglet, with chocolate on him.

youtube: mollyxoxomaddie44444

by Cat and Cookies and Bunnies! July 8, 2009

Dirty Piglet

After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.

You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.

My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.

by Kevin Baconstrips February 24, 2009

Pigliucci

NOUN (sense 1) Unit of measure: The distance between what one thinks is important and its actual importance.

NOUN (sense 2) Someone who chronically inflates the significance of something could be said to be a Pigliucci.

ORIGIN Early 21st Century (2014): Coined by Author and Neuroscientist Sam Harris, named for Professor of Philosophy at City University of New York Massimo Pigliucci.

Sense 1

Soldier 1: My boots are dirty.
Soldier 2: Dude, we're being shot at, that is like a million Pigliucci away from what matters right now.

Sense 2

Soldier 1: Oh no, now my shirt is dirty as well.
Soldier 3: Can you believe this guy?
Soldier 2: I know right, he's such a god damn Pigliucci.

by Bestpsuedonymever January 25, 2014

piglet

The offspring of a pigger, a polish person who vainly attempts to emulate black culture.

Damn, look at all those piglets stepping out of that ricer!

by Billy Bob Bolivar April 19, 2005

Piglet

A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas

Person A: Yeah my sister eats a lot of cake
Person B: You know your sister is a piglet

by Dr Mark May 3, 2005

Pigler

A pigler is a term used for the sad excuse of a penis sported by douche bags such as Luke. A pigler is very small, has a hard time becoming erect, and usually is only accompanied by one testicle. Pigler's are very unpleasurable. If the owner of a pigler sees an sttrachtive young lady, their pigler usually shrivels up inside his body, sometime hiding in there for weeks.

Luke took Madilyn out on a nice date, bought her things, and acted like a totally different person all in hopes that she would pleasure his pigler the way his mom does every night after supper out in the van.

by Madilyn Ortega July 24, 2004