piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

piddle widdle

Basically going to the toilet

"Im going for a piddle widdle"

by T3PMD January 28, 2022

Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

by licherlay July 17, 2022

Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021

Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids

I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started

by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022