phoof

The sound you hear when the show NCIS goes to, and comes back from, a commercial.

"She's dead, Gibbs"
*screen goes black and white* PHOOF

by punkminkis September 13, 2009

Phonophobia

When a person feels a high level of anxiety at having to use the telephone; a phobic response to making calls possibly due to social awkwardness.

1.
Steve - "The boss told me to call our whole client list, but faced with all those people to phone I started to hyperventilate."
Jess - "Woah dude, you have a case of phonophobia big time."

2. I knew I had to call up my insurance company and complain, but I started dreading the awful hold music and my phonophobia got the better of me.

by Posing A Threat December 18, 2012

Phonoshop

Phone-o-shop

when you have a phone that allows you to "photoshop" the pictures you take

the ability to phonoshop things is basically useless because the quality is so bad to begin with

by qwertyuioasdfghj September 12, 2010

Phloofed

When a person is forced out of a Battleground in the MMORPG World of Warcraft™ by a priest's Mind Control taking over their body, and walking them out of the BG entrance portal.

Made infamous by the Undead Priest Phloof on Khaz Modan realm, who's numerous mind controlled instance exits spawned forum panic and wasted many an alliance players 3-4 hour wait for BG queues.

"Damnit, i got phloofed and didn't get any honor tokens."

by Majupra May 9, 2006

Phloog

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.

You’re a phloog

by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021

Phonography

Describing "biology" on the phone while masturbating. Usually includes moaning and explanations of sexual scenarios.

Made famous by Britney Spears in her song "Phonography"

I make no apologies
I'm into phonography
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me

Keep it confidential, you and me
Dirty talkin, call it phonography

by BayBayBaby December 18, 2008

Phonofag

One who is obsessed with antique phonograph players. This person would rather look at pictures of phonographs rather than pictures of naked women. To a phonofag, the bigger the horn...the better.

"Can you believe that phonofag bought another phonograph? That's 12 this week."

by Jill McBurn March 18, 2008