phil

Short for philly. Used to talk about getting a blunt around parentals or other authority figures.

"Hey man, you wanna get lifted?"
"Yeah"
"Then on your way out stop and pick up Phil."

by Whirrrrly December 14, 2008

phil

Jarmaine's penis

Wanna meet phil?

by oxygenationgeneration February 6, 2015

The Phil

A shrink or a psychoanalyst

"They are sending Brittany to The Phil because they think she might be depressed."

by "The Anna-lator" November 1, 2003

phil

a "phil" is a Doritos' tortilla chip, circa 1988 in Southern California, that came about due to some guy named phil getting a part for a commercial advertising campaign for Doritos. His hair was stuck straight up in the commercial, you might remember him.

Dude, we like, Toootallly need some phil's to make spicy barbecue nachos.

by alackrity December 8, 2006

phil

v. follow. to be behind the leader.

I gave a taco to a lonely person, who has to buy his friends, now he phil me where ever I go. Finally I said,' STOP PHILLING ME! YOUR CREEPING ME OUT!'

by sailsman December 12, 2010

Phil Lester

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018