Pennis

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

by Madfat August 25, 2007

penny

A worthless piece of american currency that takes up space in your pocket.

"Hey there's a penny on the ground!"

"Fuck That!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

Penni

The most amazing, sexy, witty girl. She's funny and people love to be around her. She is saracastic and can be a bit snarky, but everyone likes her. She's the life of the party and attracts people to her.

That is the girl of my dreams...she's such a penni.

by money113 March 23, 2011

penny

A type of brown coin with abe lincolns face so that the government can get your finger prints...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(point less)

by gg April 11, 2004

penny

(n)
1: a foot fetishist
2: the foot fetish itself

1: I think he reads those foot-care mags 'cause he's a penny.

2: I've had a penny for as long as I can remember.

by MrWords May 28, 2009

Penni

often seen inhabiting the same far off distant land as eilidh. not to be messed with.

penni: hello
eilidh: mwahahaha
penni: *zappp*

by alec_o May 29, 2008

penny

Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.

My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.

by DarkMillennia September 29, 2003