The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.
Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!
by Jim September 29, 2003
by ms4brendan November 1, 2018
n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!
after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.
by Donald Jones December 5, 2006
by BigBo June 25, 2005
When a little boy, usually between the ages 8, and 14 is severely raped or molested by a much older saggy man in the shower.
You totally go James Gonion on them.
You totally go James Gonion on them.
Kent: Dude, i heard something happened awhile back.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
by HaSean Darnarius November 24, 2011
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Penn state is basically a collection of fuck-ups. Every convicted felon and rapist putting in for college consider this university among their top 3. Penn state acts like a seive so as to not allow any fuck-ups into other, wholesome universities.
Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.
Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.
by chris6969696969 February 3, 2011