a drum and bass trio.
whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers
the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.
it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers
the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.
it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
social misfit: lolz i like mega luvs pendulum, cos i am so into drum and bass, you know, its like im such a raver
someone normal: what pendulum do you like?
social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid
someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?
social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know
someone normal: no they're not
social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am
someone normal: actually im a dj
social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
someone normal: what pendulum do you like?
social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid
someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?
social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know
someone normal: no they're not
social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am
someone normal: actually im a dj
social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
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A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
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