Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

pechelijk

a sarcastic way to say that is so sad i feel so sorry for you!

"I am going to cry i need to wash the dishes."
-" Pechelijk!"

by Loire November 22, 2021

Poched

The act of getting smothered by Po from Kung Fu Panda's massive ass cheeks.

"Master Shifu was Poched, and he died from his injuries"

by a random name.34 December 11, 2021

Pethedic

Pethedic is how hot ass stupid ppl spell pathetic but refuse to put in the time to spell it “correctly” bc there a god

You are a pethedic bitch

by Fuck_me_kody<3 June 11, 2022

Peche frito

A fish that has leg and a huge dick

Francesco: i love my peche frito.

by eggyballs3000 January 25, 2023

Peached

When you get pranked by someone repeatedly singing "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches," to the tune of the Jack Black song "Peaches" from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Man 1: "Hey dude did you see what happened in New York yesterday?"

Man 2: "No, what happened?"

Man 1: "Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches"

Man 2: "Damn I just got Peached"

by EGS99 April 10, 2023

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024