patriots

The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.

Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year.

by Brady Rocks January 12, 2006

The Patriot

The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.

Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch

by Urbanite2-4 February 22, 2011

Patriots

A bunch of Cheating, low life losers who do not deserve a winning record.

"Did you watch the Patriots last night?"
"No, I didnt watch the Patriots because they cheat. The should all go and enjoy Goatse with their mothers and brothers!"
"Yeah they won again unfortunatly."
"Well, they are all going to get smited by god soon anyway so i dont care"
"thank god"

by Timothy Quipe November 28, 2007

patriotic

In the line of duty; at work.

Usually said about a third party who may be in earshot, as to not offend them. "Someone smells in a patriotic way."

by T D Olson October 22, 2003

patriots

best team in the nfl, end of story

the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl

by Smith August 15, 2004

Patriots

The best team in the NFL as of November 15, 2004. They have won 21 out of 22 games, all 21 in a row.

How is it luck winning that many games in a row w/o losing? But go ahead, keep saying its luck as the beat every team in the NFL.

by proudasspatsfan November 15, 2004

patriots

The best 2003 season team in the NFL.

I thought the Patriots were just lucky but after 15 straight wins, they got GUTS!

by Dropkick Blumpkin February 13, 2004