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PatchOD

All the kids scared of PatchOD
by Daddy172727271 March 21, 2022
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Patchouli

That Bitch smelled like Patchouli!
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patagonia

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023
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Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.
My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.
by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026
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