The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.
He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."
"What, are you going sky diving or something?"
"Have mercy!"
"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."
From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
"What, are you going sky diving or something?"
"Have mercy!"
"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."
From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER July 22, 2008
person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”
person 2: Lmao mccafferty
Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall
ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this
person 2: Lmao mccafferty
Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall
ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this
by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021
Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler May 31, 2011
Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T
by Feliz4life March 28, 2023
by Kaffiyah April 17, 2021
To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 03, 2021