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Lilo Paylinson

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a relationship between Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne from the famous band One Direction.
"Everybody know that Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne are dating..."

"But they're closed off from the world!"

I ship Lilo Paylinson
by AmariaMocco June 23, 2014
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An is an English actor, model and musician.

He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.

However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.

Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.
Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
by kidwithstingray February 14, 2010
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gamer's parkinsons

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A noticeable shaking or trembling of the body, especially of the hands and arms, that occurs after an intense gaming session, similar to Parkinson's disease. Unlike regular Parkinson's, gamer's parkinsons is temporary and often wears off as adrenaline levels return to normal.
Man, that eight-hour session of Elite: Dangerous left me with gamer's Parkinsons for three hours!
by Maschinenmensch December 28, 2016
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Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform
Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?
by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018
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British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009
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Parkinsons

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some one who cannot dance but is moving around a hell of a lot
that dude has parkinsons, look at his moves
by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007
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Porkinson's Disease

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The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.
Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!
by BigA86 July 30, 2016
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