A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
by Denny Molden October 22, 2014
Get the Emola Pandemic mug.The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.
Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.
by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021
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by Eighty-Two October 17, 2010
Get the Pandemicy mug.Someone who heedlessly denies the existence of danger related to a pandemic.
Someone who ignores the dangers posed to them by a pandemic.
Someone who ignores the dangers posed to them by a pandemic.
Bill, a pandummie, doesn't believe the current health crisis poses any risk to him.
Mark thinks he's too smart to contract the coronavirus. What a pandummie!
Mark thinks he's too smart to contract the coronavirus. What a pandummie!
by Melos20 March 26, 2020
Get the Pandummie mug.BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
Get the pandemic pound mug.It’s a worldwide or viral infection;disease that can be transmitted from touch or contaminated surfaces. It also means that it’s an infection that travels from country to country or state to state. Another meaning is that it’s an infection that can kill others not only little people but more than you’d might think.
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