"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."

"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
by _cp3o April 20, 2016
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Hairy gay man normally referred to as a bear is a Panda when that hairy gay dude is Asian.
A hairy GAM Gay Asian Male
A highly prized item sought out by rice queens. You try to find a hairy Asian.

I'm trying to catch a Panda tonight so I'm flagging my stuffed Panda... Left Pocket! Hanky Code

My Panda's not big, but he's hairy.
by Cmont March 31, 2008
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A Weak,Fatass and Useless Version of a totally,awesome and strong Bear
Sakura Haruno is more useful than a fucking panda
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A Panda describes a fat woman of age 18 and over. Its natural habitat is in and around "The Hive" in Edinburgh, Scotland. However, it can and is found in areas all over the world.

Pandas are generally very friendly and have a high sex drive, often leading to many one night stands and general slutty behaviour. In most cases any shy or quiet Pandas can easily be opened up (in more ways than one) by proving them with Alcohol.

Approach with caution.
"Here mate, I so pulled a Panda last night."
"Lewis really is a Panda baiter isn't it?"
"She is such a Panda"
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1) A combination of the first names "Paul" and "Amanda".
2) A bear like mammal that eats bamboo, known to be gentle.
3) Any person (or people thought ofas one unit) that is gentle and kind, but knows how to push people around.
1) You heard Panda, RESET!!!
2) I tried to plant some bamboo, but some panda ate it all!
3) You should see our drum majors, they're such pandas.
by tromboner88 April 3, 2008
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