pisture

When you try to type in posture to lecture your friend Paige about it but for some wack reason it turns into pisture

Lies you’d poop with bad pisture

by Hi_i_likechocolate May 31, 2019

Poxture

Poxture is an fresh word for looking and being better than other people.

Nick: ollie you're so poxture

by Ollie Langrish November 23, 2013

master pasture

One who masters the art or grazing (an expert grazer); someone who sits at their desk and stares at the computer screen all day, smokes a pack of cigs and is a slug. Can also be someone who just does no work that day and is grazing the pastures...

"Joe are you working today?"
"Naw bra I'm just grazin'"
"Damn, Joe you are such a Master Pasture!"

by Al Cacace June 30, 2006

Postureo

When everyone is doing the same thing and you do it bc everyone is doing it.

-Give me a cigarette, dude.
+¡Puro (pure) postureo!

by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014

postrealism

Virtual reality, e-mail posting

Postrealism in a postpartem are departs from real post.

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

Pastured

The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.

Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater.

by emcmillan444 February 18, 2011

Pocture

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead

I think I just got poctured.

by Bullier November 5, 2018