pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 03, 2021
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Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth
The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog
by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021
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