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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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Pistachio ice cream

Ice cream that leans towards being homosexual in nature.
Ryan gray has a secret proloclivity of pistachio ice cream
by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021
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Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...
"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.
by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023
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Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)
This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.
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Pistachio

Used to express satisfaction with a result or reply.
Can be used as a synonym for perfect, great, fabulous, awesome, etc.
"I'll be with you in five minutes."

"Pistachio!"
by d'jan January 3, 2024
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PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro
by Headsupali February 24, 2025
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Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.
Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.
by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025
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