Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)

The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."

by Juanky A. June 4, 2014

five pillars of islam

Faith
prayer
charity
fasting
pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com

five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.

by howudoinn March 29, 2018

Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.

Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"

by christianc February 17, 2010

Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024

Pillar Princess

A MMO player that join public in game events and AFK

Dude look at that Pillar Princess not doing anything while we do this Time Rift

by I_AM_T3X420 July 16, 2023

Slippery Pillar

When A male inserts into a female and it gets very slippery in there after a while

"Bro, my boyfriend gave me the slippery pillar last night"

by LeTempest November 24, 2019

Pillar Chase 2

An assymetrical survival horror game on Roblox created by The_BladeNinja and others. In here, a player spawns either as a Survivor or a Monster (The Killer role in this game). The Survivor has to survive from Monsters and do various objectives (which are depended on the map), while the Monster has to kill every single Survivor on the round and use various abilities. The Monsters themselves are incredibly popular pop culture characters (Such as Baldi, EXE/Faker, Ao Oni etc.) or original characters (For example Vapor or Valem). Surprisingly enough, Pillar Chase 2 has one of the kindest and chillest communities ever despite being a Roblox game.

Pillar Chase 2 is an amazing game without any doubt.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025