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see the lace pattern

To be wearing very tight clothing. Comes from the current tread for girls to wear tight fitting clothes, such that you can see the lace pattern on their bra and/or thong.
Man, her pants were so tight, I could see the lace pattern.

Yeah, her dress style is extreme business provocative, you can see the lace pattern.

Hooters waitresses have to abide by their dress code, which is "see the lace pattern".
by ConMuchoGusto June 18, 2006
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fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
by bugpower March 22, 2012
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Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
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silver pattern

Short for the Southern Silver Zodiac.
Pretty much a zodiac for southern people.
by FUFULIGHTNING September 21, 2013
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shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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Standard Pattern

A family owned pattern shop in Fort Wayne, IN. Home of the CHUCK FINA T Shirt.
I need to have some castings made, I should go to Standard Pattern Co for all my casting needs.
by CHUCK FINA Fort Wayne,IN April 18, 2009
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circle pattern pants patter

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.
i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter
by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018
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