Elissa is someone who definitely has lots of sex because she gets lots of bitches. She also has really cool roommates- like insanely sexy, hot, talented, smart, attractive roommates. She’s also known to have very beautiful doll like features. (Also is pretty good at pong)
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I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.
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