Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

by Long14 January 9, 2012

G.P.S.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.

by jt July 13, 2003

Hit the P's

When you smoke pot, weed and or dope out of a popper bottle. Poppers were invented in Orangeville Ontario Canada 1970 when the first plastic soft drink bottles were introduced. It is proven to be the most conservative and effective way to smoke marijuana.

"Hey man lets go hit the p's before the bar"

"Hey man were hitting the p's so hold on"

by Mike Connell February 15, 2005

P’s and Q’s

p- priorities

q- quests

I always need a girl to keep me on my P’s and Q’s

by kisa jafri August 1, 2018

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

P.S.

Post Scriptum
Latin
When you want to add something to a letter, at the bottom.
When you want to add multiple Post scriptums:
P.S: "add text here"
P.S.S: "add text here"
P.S.S.S: "add text here"
...

P.S: "I've recieved your pictures and i loved them"

by Casman May 23, 2004

Mind Your P’s and Q’s

mind your p's and q's

a term used when you are needed a reminder when to watch your manners or mind your own business.

The “P” is for Peace and “Q” is for quite. When you are minding your own Peace and Quiet, you are not paying attention to anything else or dealing with anyone else’s situation.

Don’t pay attention to what’s going on, Just sit there and Mind Your P’s and Q’s

by RobMob43 January 7, 2019