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The Dirty Ortiz

The act of sticking a man's penis up another individual's left nostril and releasing semen inside until it releases through the individual's mouth.
I performed the Dirty Ortiz on my girlfriend and she didn't like it very much. She had to clean both her mouth and nose!
by DxyzAxyzRxyzIxyzExyzLxyz February 26, 2024
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Pedro Ortiz

Pedro ortiz is Aubrey’s boyfriend. she’s fucking insane and will kill anyone for him. he’s also a really hot kid who sleeps a lot and never posts his gf but that’s ok ig
Pedro ortiz is the hottest guy in the world
by emo unicorn November 24, 2021
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felix ortiz

A fluffy mothafucker with hair combed to the side hes chill usually mexican or latino hes good with the girls untilbthey realize he has a small dick
He was such a felix ortiz i was dissapointed in bed tho
by semi god February 12, 2015
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Gage Ortiz

great friend but is an asshole in his own way he fucks with you in a funny way but will always be there for you great guy pussy magnet and overall a good friend keep him if you find him
by Gage ortiz January 6, 2020
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thalia ortiz terlaje

a girl that has no friends and no interest in life whatsoever.
“have you seen thalia ortiz terlaje?”
“yeah she’s a loser
by juicyhed February 21, 2021
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ish ortiz

biggest dick ridder ever
loves to ride his auto teacher
ish ortiz likes to dick ride his auto teacher
by bobsthecar March 8, 2017
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Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".
Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz
by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
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