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optical delusion

Something that is merely for show or aesthetic/cosmetic purposes only --- it simply makes something APPEAR better or more attractive, but it does not actually add to the strength/quality/usefulness of the person or object.
Excellent examples of optical delusion are paint, Bondo, fancy costumes, plastic surgery, etc... they may make something or someone LOOK really nice on the outside, but the cosmetically-altered subject is still the same decrepit undesirable underneath.
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
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Optipsychic

A person who can read people's mind and body through their eyes.
Hide your eyes from him,he's an optipsychic.
by Prince Arya June 12, 2017
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optic

a person in a video game (mostly first person shooters) who likes to snipe and thinks they are good at the game.they are mostly 10-13 year old kids who want to look cool.they usually come in packs of 3-4.they are actually horrible at the game but are too stupid to agree and then they deny the fact.
jamesfly:im an optic kid im too good!

*jamesfly dies*
jamesfly:F**kING G*Y A** SH*T
gamer:kid shut up u suck u f**king optic f*g scrub.

*jamesfly rage quits*
by olimar120 May 29, 2011
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Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.
Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions
by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009
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optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.
by Collins Hall November 12, 2004
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Optical Purple

SFLTC Term (adj) (v)
1.remembering that boys represent the color blue, and girls represent the color red, it is the action of the pupils combining the two; enabling one to "check out" the opposite sex in a sexual manner.
2. to eye rape
3. usage of the eyes to undress a member of the opposite sex

Synonym eye fuck
Damn! When i saw that JC, it was optical purple at first sight
by ReadyRob August 12, 2009
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OpticAbyss

Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
Man what happened to you?
OpticAbyss: Alright, what are peaches? That's a question I'd hope few of you in the audience are asking, but in case anyone is, I'll tell you. Now some might say "fuzzy apple", no doubt the fuzz of a peach and it's apple like shape is the first thing some will notice, a sleek deception lulling one into thinking it's something familiar. But let me tell you, once you dig your teeth into that fuzz, it is not familiar. It is a burst of flavour, of juices, of energy and delight. Any doubts about if this was some kind of apple disappear as a taste to delightful and remarkable that it couldn't be one touches the bitter's taste buds. And after that they take another bite, and another, once they're done they'll grab another peach, and another, until there are none left within reach. That is the high, the euphoria, that a simple peach can take a person to, a whole world of joy and sweetness, all packaged in a small fuzzy package. So next time, when you think of a peach, don't think of it of a fuzzy apple, but think of apples as less fuzzy, and less tasty, peaches. Thank you for your time.
by Thorium The Great April 29, 2022
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