cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

birch ash how

When a nigga being a bitch ass hoe and you in school.

Jimmy: "Bro, you built like a thanos car."
DeQuaviontae: "Nigga, you a birch ash how."

by iKobejack October 15, 2018

Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019

Birch-Blond Babe

A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.

Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.

by ArtieJ February 4, 2008

double queen birch Nigga

A birch nigga that is married to the King Birch Nigga.

Double is because that person is the king's birch and a birch nigga, so that makes it double the birch.

All Hail, "Double Queen Birch Nigga"!

by King BIrch NIggA March 20, 2010

Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 3, 2019