Catch my nut

When someone wants to jerk off before doing something today

Friend; "Hey, let's hangout today"
Me; "Ok but first let me catch my nut"

by GuyFromTheDM'S August 12, 2016

Let my nuts hang

To not care, to be able to let your Guard down, to not give a fuck , be good in your hood

Aye yo blood, we don’t check in nowhere. I don’t roll wit 50 niggas blood, I let my nuts hang .

by Ahahshshsbhx May 20, 2018

hop off my nuts

Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."

Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.

Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.

or

Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.

by GONZO! July 28, 2008

Hold my nuts

The act of carusone being made to hold moyers nuts often interchangeable with dennis

Carusone, hold my nuts

by KongDongVonHuge'n'Long November 5, 2020

get on my nuts

Phrase used when when emo raging or for shits and giggles usually referring to tea bagging.

(Guy dies playing halo)"You can get on my nuts!"

(Guy talking to friend that nobody likes)"Hey Joe, get on my nuts."

by BAMF38 January 13, 2011

get off my nuts

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

get my nut off

V. to ejaculate, usually used by males to describe what level of sexual play they would like to achieve with a female

Mike: "So you wanna date her or what?"
Daniel: "Nah man, I'm just tryna get my nut off. You know what I'm sayin?"

by Korubi August 15, 2008