at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

Orange Tang Juice

The vagina spray when Mother Tang ejaculates.

"I love my Orange Tang Juice early in the morning!"

by tangluva February 27, 2009

Juice Oranges

v. to jerk off
{This is a backronym. Juice oranges = J. O. = Jerk Off

I always juice oranges to sexy pornography.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters October 23, 2010

National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

Orange-vod-juice-ka

Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka, Invented by Michael Scott

Michael: Jim! Try This! That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it Orange-vod-juice-ka

Jim: (Takes a Sip) Wow that is delicious. I can't believe no one's thought of this before.

Michael: I know!

by Dwight K Schrute December 20, 2008

Orange Vod-Juice-Ka

Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka.

I just drank an orange vod-juice-ka, it was delicious.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 1, 2019

pine-orange banana juice

the best kind of juce there is. theoretically, anyway, because no one has tried it yet. it just sounds awesome.

Ali found a can of pine-orange banana juice concentrate in her freezer and immediately opened it and stuck it in hot water.

by the con-tron December 19, 2006