Objectivley

An opinoin, usually on a very subjective topic

The witcher 3 is objectivley the best game ever made

by Pidgeon-Hunter October 17, 2020

objectively correct

what you aren't

1: kpop stans are good
2: you are wrong, not objectively correct how you think you are.

by PoliwagPi4554 January 31, 2021

objectivist

When a man sticks his penis into a woman sideways.

Kyle pulled the best objectivist sex move I've ever seen.

by Jim Dodger April 29, 2022

objectively gay

When someone who is not necessarily homosexual expresses an attraction towards someone of the same sex, but then clarifies they're being objective

The main actor in that film is hot as hell, if I'm being objectively gay.

by rock mcpebblestone July 4, 2023

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Objectivism

Definition:
Objectivism (n.) — the philosophy which explicitly recognizes and consistently applies the primacy of existence in every branch of philosophical inquiry.

Etymology:
From "objective" (Latin objectivus, “considered in relation to an object,” from objectum, “that which is thrown before the mind”) + -ism (denoting a system or doctrine). Coined by Ayn Rand (1905–1982) to name her integrated philosophical system based on objective reality.

“Objectivism rejects all forms of mysticism and subjectivism by upholding reason as man’s only means of knowledge, a consequence of its fundamental premise: the primacy of existence.”

by Cynical Corgi November 9, 2025

fucking objectively

pancakes crashout

"for crying out loud learn the definition of fucking objectively"

by SirManface September 16, 2025