OATT

OATT is an acronym for out all the time, as in someone who calls in sick to work for some lame reason in an insanely frequent manner that makes you wonder how said person is still employed. You really hate this asshole because of all the extra work you have to do as a direct result of fake sick time. You secretly hope that the person IS sick with something bad enough to make them resign so that your employer will have to hire someone else to replace the son of a bitch whose been ruining your coffee break time.

Boss: Hey everyone, Brynn is out off the office today.
Me: Again?
Boss: Yes, so we'll be dividing her workload and breaks will be eliminated today.
Me: Fucking Brynn is OATT! That's the second time this week alone. I'm gonna leave a steamer in her cube.

by Grumpy Blumpkin Muffin Maker November 21, 2010

hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Spliff oath

An expression of complete agreement, deriving from the original 'fuckin oath'

-If i could just have one toke of that Billy Bong THornton
-yeh Spliff oath

by The J November 16, 2004

the oath

No sex till marriage

Damn she took the Oath? Sucks for you bro

by Xstrokexxx June 15, 2018

air force oath of enlistment

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT


I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

air force oath of enlistment

by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH March 9, 2009

Oatsthegoats

Oatsthegoats, also called The Oat, is the king of oatmeal. He will arrive before you if you eat your oatmeal wrong and proceed to punish the sh*t outta you. He secretly likes to play krunker and isn't the worst player. He joined a cool community called cosmo and now plays alongside with a bunch of others, these people include, Yello, ZecoG, Genchy, Kyozi, and many more. He is generally a shitter but he does have his share of "pop-offs". U can call someone an "Oatsthegoats" if they eat oatmeal with real finesse and plays krunker like an idiot. "oatsthegoats" may be quite stupid at some point but he is quite respected, (not that ppl want to respect him but they have to or else "oatsthegoats " will crucify them)

yoo i met an oatsthegoats today, he's a complete weirdo :0

by PreferablyAnon September 11, 2020

mando oath

to swear under the mando blood within your veins. If used inapropriately, it means as much as a non-scout saying "scouts honor"

"I swear i didn't steal your beautiful g unit sneakers!!Under my mando oath!"
Daniel Chiu(bc he only has dirty canto blood, this oath means nothing)

by andy June 13, 2004