Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.
by Toffer September 2, 2003
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someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004
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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
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"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
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