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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008
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Happy National Send Nudes Day

April 21st is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend , girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1”
by PepperedDonald April 21, 2019
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Send nudes day

30th april is send nudes day. Girls and boys will need to send nudes to each other
Boy: send me nudes
Girl: What no
Boy:But it send nudes day
Girl: Oh oki
by IceDanny April 30, 2019
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nubish

State of being a nub/noob
To suck at something not to terribly but still bad
That was a bit nubish
by hobodozer January 11, 2009
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Nubiscuit

A noob that is so damn bad that everyone refers to him/her as a nubiscuit.
Yo homeslice! Don't let that nubiscuit on my team!
by Applefap September 4, 2010
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ruby nuben hot pocket

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."
by icebox February 14, 2003
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Fucking Nukes

Nuclear trained personnel.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.
"Is there a meeting going on in crews mess? No, it's just the nukes playing Magic the Gathering. Fucking nukes..."
by TorpMan, Submarines January 31, 2018
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