Northport

Honestly a great place to live, The really rich people are from Fort Salonga, Eatons Neck, and Asharoken. But Northport is far from poor. You must drive a Mercedes, vote republican, and make fun of the poor people in Kings Park to fit in. Somehow this little town has some of the best restaurants in the county too. Northport has some of the best MILFS on the island, huge tits and they r so down bad for young guys. I have heard so many stories..

It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"

"Bro lets go to Northport and fuck some MILFS"

by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026

Devon Northbird

An absolutely unhinged goddess. She’s badass, beautiful, and does everything she intends to do.

I heard Devon Northbird punched herself in the face, so I punched myself in the face. It was awesome.

by bagakendam April 23, 2023

Dirty Harry Northwood

The act of shoving a vikky up your gooch and fucking a chook

Me and the boys all went to the shops and did a Dirty Harry Northwood

by Qwwwrt November 1, 2025