by Slick Stick January 21, 2017
A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy December 4, 2015
The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by Stella Cotton August 22, 2007
the greek term for anus...also describes a very used and worn anus, typical of men in greek tragedies.
the gaping ah noose belonged to none other than Quintus...i noticed as i pulled away from his love tunnel.
by richie rich April 13, 2005
An actual in-joke in the Fox News offices in Midtown, spoken behind the scenes to describe how the network is used by the current president to lynch his enemies. An expression of contempt for the leader they get paid to pretend to admire.
"No need for Fuck's Noose to string up Mueller", muttered Hannity to Carlson. "Lucky for us he hanged himself".
by Monkey's Dad September 20, 2019
by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012
An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 24, 2021