Nokia

Break it and even god will fear you

GOD THE NOKIA IS UNBREAKABLE

by qwrtuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 26, 2022

NOKIA 5.3

A word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father looks very much like a Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

This is a word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father behaves like Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

Nokia 7600

The most rare of all Nokia phones. There is only 1 recorded sale to a man In Tamworth with taste in his ass. Considering how rare this phone is the estimated value is still no more than a dried up dog turd.

The Nokia 7600 is considered the Nicholas Cage of the mobile phone world.

by TimbosliceOG April 16, 2023

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021