Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
(n): Option 6 is when an individual procures a sample of the zombie virus then introduces it to a population center, effectively causing the zombie apocalypse. Whenever an individual is faced with a difficult decision (such as which college they should enroll in) and is unable to choose any of their options for the situation, they may instead choose Option 6. Since the zombie apocalypse has begun, they will no longer have to make a choice.
by Zombie Survival Expert September 06, 2011
by DJ Suspense July 30, 2010
Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)
1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)
by Aspirex November 13, 2005
A yes or no question at the end of a sentence forcing the person to answer with strictly yes or no, but is only given the "no" as an option, however, they could answer yes. Most often, people give a protracted answer instead of just giving a yes or no. This is primarily posed in conversations in Wisconsin, however, it is also found in other states and provinces of Canada. It is thrown around willy-nilly unwittingly by the interrogator in the conversation.
Do you work for Associated Financial group OR NO?
Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?
(Wisconsin option)
Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?
(Wisconsin option)
by gipnfdl August 22, 2008
A place where a shirt is not required, and often usually preferred off. In such an environment one often tells females of the rule, hoping but usually to no avail to see a nice pair of moon balloons.
Wow those guys at 120 Cityside sure do promote the shirts optional rule.
Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.
Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.
by GriffeyJR June 04, 2009
by Mr Dnalaelc January 05, 2021