Little Dick Energy

Refering to someone who is constantly an asshole and makes others deal with their actions. Specifically male Karens, Chads, and people with big trucks and toxic masculinity.
Person 1: Look at that dude. He's acting like he's all that and more. I bet he treats his girl like an object.

Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....
by cottonmouth3000 February 11, 2022
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big dick energy

ethan bray. that’s it that’s the definition.
big dick energy? you mean ethan bray?
by sameoldrhymes September 04, 2018
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Big Dick Energy

Did you see that Ohio State coach Ryan Day cleaned house of the terrible defensive coaches? That dude has Big Dick Energy.
by FinnaGetDisPipe January 07, 2019
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Small Dick Energy

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021
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Dirty Dick Energy

A man who you always want to use a condom with. Also known as a womanizer, or Man-Whore.

Acronym: DDE
“OMG that guy Rick is so dreamy, but I’m getting some Dirty Dick Energy from him… I better use protection!”
by Lumberjacker11 February 10, 2022
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Quark Dick Energy

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
by BitchesLoveElevatedSurfaces October 13, 2018
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crusty dick energy

The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.

Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.

This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?

Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
by awwwshiiiet March 02, 2022
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