Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015

nine inch nails

Extremely good "band" made up of one person, Trent Reznor. Usually, he takes a while to make new albums, but the wait is worth it. Known for Closer, the "fuck you like an animal" song. Also accused by elitists (people who hate any music that's played on the radio and/or isn't badass enough) of not being "real" industrial like Skinny Puppy. Albums at this point include (in order from 1989) Pretty Hate Machine, Broken (EP), The Downward Spiral, The Fragile, and With Teeth.

Lyrics-

and nothing can stop me now
there is nothing to fear
and everything i'd ever want
is inside of here

- sunspots (with teeth)

if i could start again
a million miles away
i would keep myself
i would find a way

- hurt (the downward spiral)

by (untitled) May 16, 2005

Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails is a industrial rock band founded in 1988 in Ohio.Nine Inch Nails often uses "NIN" for abbreviation,which the last N is backwards.Trent Reznor is the only official member of Nine Inch Nails and is responsible for producing,singing,writing,and playing the instruments.He hires a live band after he completes the music.In the beginning he was a janitor and assistant engineer at a music studio,he recorded some demos with extra time left over.NIN's first album was successful due to the tracks: "Head like a Hole"and "Sin." In 1994,the album "The Downward Spiral" was released and a lot of songs were hits like "Closer","March of the Pigs",and "Hurt." The music video for "Closer" was really popular and was also edited because of the graphic content.In 2005,NIN released the album,"With Teeth" the songs "The Hand that feeds" and "Only" were popular hits,they made a music video for "Only" which was regular rotation video on MTV. In 2008,NIN released a album called "The Slip",online with their website without any advertisement or any promotion.NIN has sold over 20 million albums worldwide and 10 million alone in the America.Most NIN songs became popular radio songs in the 1990s through 2000s.Trent Reznor was on a list for Time magazine's most influential people in 1997.

Nine Inch Nails most common radio songs:

March of the Pigs
Closer
Only
The Perfect Drug
Starfuckers, Inc
Into the Void
The Hand that feeds
Hurt

by DH85 July 6, 2009

Ninety-sixer

A sexual position where a man and a woman lie back to back, with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. With none of their sexual organs are even remotely lined up.

It is favoured by people with strong religious beliefs.

Yo man last week at bible camp I had a hot Ninety-sixer with Rach. Had to go to confession afterwards, but Geez it was worth it.

I hope Jesus wasn't watching.

by GreeneryTheSecond August 9, 2010

nine to five

Its used as a verb. It is what you actually do when you get to work. Many jobs have fancy names like Assistant executive vice-president to the blind foundation of excellence, but people dont know what that means, so you ask them, "whats your nine to five?" and they tell you if they sit at a desk, or do they write papers? are they walking around supervising people? what does the person actually do all day, the actual 9am to 5pm shift, what are they doing specifically?

"whats your "nine to five?"

by Randy Brotto April 9, 2008

nineteen

adj.-describes a trippy situation especially situations in which there are several coincidences or similarities to other situations.

v. the act of achieving a higher level of perception in which coincidences and strange similarities allow connections to be made.

These people are exactly like the people I dreamed about last week. This is all so nineteen.

We're in the zone; we've gone nineteen.

by speshall July 18, 2009

NINETTE

The most beautiful person ever, she shines the brightest in a room full of stars, she has a smile more infectious than covid. One can only wish to be loved by her.

Breaking news: Webster's dictionary officially replaced perfection for ninette

by Ju-ice February 19, 2022