For some strange reason, do you want to know how to be "a nicky"? Follow these simple rules:
1. Constantly call people bitches.
2. Cock block. Whether it is a couple, or just a group of friends, find a way to cock block.
3. Be as awkward as possible in all situations.
4. Posses NO social skills.
5. Be a flaming faggot and annoy the hell out of your friends.
6. Don't get invited anywhere because you're annoying.
7. Attain some severe injury so people feel bad for you and hang out with you out of pity.
8. Proceed to pretend to have friends.
And THAT, is how you become "a nicky".
1. Constantly call people bitches.
2. Cock block. Whether it is a couple, or just a group of friends, find a way to cock block.
3. Be as awkward as possible in all situations.
4. Posses NO social skills.
5. Be a flaming faggot and annoy the hell out of your friends.
6. Don't get invited anywhere because you're annoying.
7. Attain some severe injury so people feel bad for you and hang out with you out of pity.
8. Proceed to pretend to have friends.
And THAT, is how you become "a nicky".
Girl and guy: *making out*
A Nicky: HAHA HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP LOL BITCH!
Guy: So, yeah, last weeken-
A Nicky: Haha! Penis lol guys!
Group of people: Let's all chill next weekend, oh wait, Nicky's coming quiet down!
A Nicky: Guys I'm in the hospital..
Everyone: Oh... I kinda feel bad.. uhmm.. hey Nicky uh... wanna like maybe sit with us at lunch..? God, we're gonna regret this.
A Nicky: HAHA HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP LOL BITCH!
Guy: So, yeah, last weeken-
A Nicky: Haha! Penis lol guys!
Group of people: Let's all chill next weekend, oh wait, Nicky's coming quiet down!
A Nicky: Guys I'm in the hospital..
Everyone: Oh... I kinda feel bad.. uhmm.. hey Nicky uh... wanna like maybe sit with us at lunch..? God, we're gonna regret this.
by all of westmont February 22, 2012
Nicki is described as hot, brown eyes, brown skin and is thicc af.. She can be also known to be a little naughty ; ) She is the type of person who keeps going back to the same guy over and over and over again!
Me: Have you met my new gf?
Friend: I heard that she is a Nicki
Me: Yup she sure is
Friend: What a lucky bastard!
Friend: I heard that she is a Nicki
Me: Yup she sure is
Friend: What a lucky bastard!
by suwoopouttahere April 1, 2018
A fat lump of shit who usually doesnt talk-- but when he does its very funny or stupid, nick is a name for an idiot who is stupid in school. He is the kid to jerk off in the school bathroom using the soap as lube. Nick is a fucking creep and has no friends cause he scares people away
by DUDE ROCKA May 16, 2017
A hilarious game where you gather up a bunch of your friends and go knocking on peoples doors and run away. This really makes the victim mad. Want something more thrilling (and funny)? See Donkey Kick but my definition, not the perverted ones.
by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006
When one engages in a conversation and then itches his balls furiously, casually thinking that nobody else noticed.
by Pooplet April 19, 2009
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018
by JaboiCj2 March 1, 2017