Neckbeard

A really nice guy who respects women.

"You see that neckbeard over there? I'd like to have sex with him!"

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

neckbeard

Something to call someone in an argument instead of actually addresing their points.

Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The

Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.

Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...

by Crockett62 June 24, 2018

neckbeard

a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.

that neckbeard posesses hair on his/her neck.

by kung fu fighter dinosaur April 29, 2011

Nexterday

Nexterday is the next day. Get yo “tomorrow” ass outta here

“The new iPhone is gonna be coming out nexterday.”

Let’s work on our AP calc, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021

Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”

Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard

by CloudyDays August 23, 2021

neckbeard

A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.

"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"

by Neckbeard the Pirate June 22, 2008

neckbeard bait

licensing and publishing software in such a way that it will attract Free Software Foundation types, who will make your life difficult. A good example of this is included GPL code in a repository that hosts mainly non-GPL code

You'll never get your extension into PECL if it's GPLed—too much neckbeard bait.

by s s s s December 10, 2010