neeched

got fucked ; sexual intercourse.

i just neeched that girl.

by vs619 August 2, 2008

Will Newhart

A genetic disorder causing the fetus to grow rather small genitals, and resulting in social awkwardness and a lack of conversational prowess. The latter affect tends to kick in around the time of puberty.

"Oh shucks, Mary-Anne, did you hear that bobby has will newhart? I didn't see that one coming."

by Lani Lubliner December 6, 2006

Newcastle Piss

Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"

by Newcastle Pissers October 3, 2007

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010

newsh

newsh is the all knowing wizard.

It's the Newsh!

by anonymous June 18, 2004

neech

to fuck in arabic

damn, bob just got neeched by his sister jackie

by neech_soldier January 15, 2004

neech

Neech is used as a term on message boards to show that some one posted that topic already. It's based on an avid poster who always hit news items first.

"dude you got neeched"

by kami andrews April 29, 2006