Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

by tooters222444 January 27, 2022

Reverse num num

When you use another living beings asshole as a food dispenser

yesterday i was in the Zoo and i saw two elephants do the reverse num num

by GertForkert69 November 27, 2021

Num nums

The slang word for boobs

I would really like to try your num nums

by Wicked1967 March 11, 2020

Num Num

Someone who is incredibly tasty and often reciprocates to the other party with slightly painful love bites in order to show affection and desire. These are not limited to a restricted area of botanty.

"my girlfriend bit me on the back of the neck the other day. She is my num num."

by botantylover#17917171 April 8, 2024

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.

1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.

by oddkin May 18, 2016

num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy

Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!

by shussshhhh April 24, 2023