num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy

Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!

by shussshhhh April 24, 2023

Num num

A stick of rawhide that doggos chew on, usually referring to the small ones that small doggos chew on. Num num can also refer to the larger ones that doggos, like huskies, chew on. They are sometimes given as a treat, but are usually used as a chewtoy.

Owner: Who wants a num num
Doggo: Bork bork

Owner: *Hands doggo num num*
Doggo: *takes num num*
Doggo: *nyooms away from human to chew num num*

by Cat Lady Of NASA August 3, 2018

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.

1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.

by oddkin May 18, 2016

Num nums

The slang word for boobs

I would really like to try your num nums

by Wicked1967 March 11, 2020

Num num

Rubbing down a cat like a man in an airport. If your name is Luke this comes naturally. And often.

Bro that Num num was right and tight

by Daddy sauce May 26, 2019

Num Num

Someone who is incredibly tasty and often reciprocates to the other party with slightly painful love bites in order to show affection and desire. These are not limited to a restricted area of botanty.

"my girlfriend bit me on the back of the neck the other day. She is my num num."

by botantylover#17917171 April 8, 2024